What’s up im Levi I’m 22 I was born to suck and fuck until I keel over and die in a week like a cicada. If you see me tagging posts with names those are intended for my besties and homies
Your reaction to chatGPT instantly lets me know how easy it would be to trick you into thinking that you are haunted
“omg it’s literally alive!” Two beers, 45 minutes, deck of tarot cards, and I’m charging you 350$ for an exorcism.
“I read an article that it’s showing simple self-awareness” two days, mild preparation, hot and cold reading, I can get 60$ for joints laced with sacred sage
“I just spoke to an AI and I’m… rattled to say the least, come with me on this dark journey” twenty minutes. I’ve got to science it up for you, but I can get you to come back every week to “disentangle the psychological imprint” for 125$
shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey:
impatient man: bus driver can you go faster im late for work
worlds most obedient bus driver: whatever you say boss
guy on the bus who turns in to a hungry pack of wild hyenas whenever hes traveling faster than 30mph:
okay. listen. I try not to be pedantic about this sort of thing but it’s starting to get on my nerves. the wire mother offers milk but not comfort. the cloth mother offers comfort but not milk. if something is comforting, fun, or otherwise compelling, but lacks substance, that is the cloth mother. if something is boring or unpleasant but has substance, that is the wire mother.
wire mother: your thoroughly researched effortpost that gets three notes
cloth mother: your post that just says “it’s penis o’clock babey!” and has a hundred billion notes
28 today and 66 tomorrow… when will the madness end
girl typing a very specific question into google search bar, scrunching her face as she takes time to make sure she hasn’t made any spelling errors, hitting enter, shaking her head as google only presents her with unhelpful websites that don’t answer her query at all, moving her cursor back to the search bar and clicking on it so she can carefully write ‘reddit’ at the end, hitting enter again, sighing with relief as she finds a link to a reddit post asking the exact question she needed answered posted in a subreddit for a very niche topic, finally moving her cursor to click on the link, wondering why she didn’t go straight to the subreddit earlier, only to be met with a deleted comment with a reply from the OP stating 'that was very helpful, thanks’, sighing with frustration as she moves her cursor back to the search bar so she can copy the link and paste it into the wayback machine,
Replace “reddit” with “reveddit” in any reddit url to reveal deleted or removed comments. If the comment/post was deleted too quickly after it was posted, it may not pull it up, but it works most of the time
girl after reading a post on tumblr dot com with a reblog by user impossiblepackage, moving her cursor over to the url of the aforementioned reddit post, using her mouse to highlight the word “reddit”, typing out the word “reveddit” in its place, hitting enter, waiting with bated breath as reveddit loads, finally content as the deleted comment is displayed in front of her eyes containing the information she sought for so long.
Post the slunk
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dude… youre not tricking me. thats the slail.
I’m in the woods placing cardboard cutouts of morels in the leaf litter to trick and bamboozle people
I’m about to ruin someone’s whole life
Scamp
tee hee hee hee hee
I fucked up so badly on this sudoku page no ones ever gonna wanna have sex with me
i believe when i wake up in hell generation 2-4 wild surfing encounter tentacool will be waiting for me
this is to the guy in the electronics department at walmart who when I approached and said “game” because it was the only word that would come to me, went “yeah” and walked me straight to tears of the kingdom, no questions asked

ks0o:
Just added “Likes”: an easy way to let people know that you like their posts.
This is going to change the game
Is this coming to mobile?